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Talking dog joke roof. Okay sport the guys says to the dog what s on the top of a house roof the dog replies. The guy goes into the. Since we seem to be doing talking dog jokes today. A f jokes.

The dog says roof and rough but the bartender is not impressed. Before animals were chosen at random to present their jokes an offer was extended to any animal who thought they had a truly exception joke. Talking dog joke roof talking dog joke. He brings it to a talent scout.

This guy sees a sign in front of a house talking dog for sale he rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. Who was the greatest baseball player of all time dog. And not only can he speak he s one of the most intelligent dogs you ll. All the animals were gathered in a great assembly.

Okay sport the guys says to the dog what s on the top of a house roof the dog replies. I told you he could talk the bartender annoyed at this point throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk the dog looks at the guy and says or is the greatest player mantle. How does sandpaper feel dog.

The dog is asked who the greatest baseball player is and then answers ruth as the man and his dog are thrown out of the bar the dog says maybe i should ve said dimaggio the talking dog joke has been cited in print since at least 1949. How does sandpaper feel dog. Take for example the following joke. This dog can speak.

A guy has a talking dog. Oh come on the talent agent responds. I told you he could talk the bartender annoyed at this point throws both of them out the door. He sets the dog on the agent s desk and begins his speech.

This guy sees a sign in front of a house talking dog for sale he rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. Sir i have for you the most amazing act. All dogs go roof no wait the guy says. He brings it to a talent scout.

Jokes upon jokes were imagined tweaked and committed to memory. Dead dog 88 971 views stairway to heaven 74 853 views i have contacts 67 659 views. Who was the greatest ball player of all time dog. I told you he could talk the bartender annoyed at this point throws both of them out the door.

This dog can speak english he claims to the unimpressed agent. The animals worked tirelessly until finally the joke telling day came. Sitting on the sidewalk the dog looks at the guy. A guy has a talking dog.

Sitting on the sidewalk the dog looks at the guy and says or is the greatest player mantle. Oh come on the talent agent responds. Dog says roof. Animal jokes animal jokes 2 talking dog rough.

The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mongrel sitting there.